Living in Tokyo ain’t easy. After a few months of loving it, I went from hating it in one afternoon (and then liking it again). I didn’t realize how much I missed New York, home and my old friends and haunts.

So it was comforting to know that Soledad O’Brien had followed me to Japan via CNN International. That smart, sexy and sociable lady helped me reconnect with the US. And when Bill Hemmer was finally shown the door, I got Miles too. Dr. Gupta, Chad Meyers, Carol Costello and even Ali Velshi were all great side dishes. What a team. As a viewer, you never felt that they were dumbing things down, and always felt in on the joke. And now CNN ends with the last laugh, a cruel joke.

Tonight (America’s morning) Soledad and Miles said goodbye with a class CNN’s top brass could only stroke to.

From this very loyal viewer in the land of food that could still be alive on your plate, I say goodbye. I hope your replacements fall flat on their generic, plastic faces. You will be missed.