Gay Republicans are a pathetic little bouquet of pansies. They seek the light inside a dark closet, the door barely open a crack. Black Republicans are an even sadder bunch of boneheads. Now I don’t claim to know the black experience–I only claim to know the pink and brown one. I do know, however, that if you’re gay, you can remain in the closet. But if you’re black, all the ivory soap in the world isn’t going to wash the color God gave you off your body. And if you’re black and gay, then honey child, it’s best you come out of the closet and let yourself shine. I’ll even teach you how to order drinks in Spanish.
So it’s with some sadness but mostly shock that Ron Christie should play for the other team, the GOP. I don’t know if he’s gay, but he sure does sound it. And yes, I’m relying on a stereotype. Relax, I know a lot of gay men who are butcher than a Chuck Norris movie. I’m just saying that where there’s smoke, there’s usually a flamer.
Who is Ron Christie you ask?
Ron Christie is the black, balding, lazy-eyed, lisping pundit, the Black Republican Attack Puppy. He’s the Scrappy Doo of GOP politics, the Chicken Hawk out to get himself a chicken. And can it, I don’t mean it in THAT way. I mean it in the, he’s just so adorable and small and plucky and out to do battle with nothing more than his crooked grin and a lazy-ass eye way. What can I say? I’m a sucker for the underdog, no matter how pathetic.
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January 14, 2009 at 12:52 am
J J
My sentiments exactly. I can’t stand him!!!!
February 19, 2009 at 10:38 am
lesjarden
Ron is a sorry ass MF for a negro man. He is in denial and I cannot stand him
February 19, 2009 at 6:06 pm
astamm
Are you serious about your comment regarding Ron Christie? I guess it is okay to make racist vile remarks as long as it is aimed at a black republican. I wonder what you think about Michael Steel or Larry Elders and others. I am a white Conservative Christian Republican, fire away!
My great grandmother was black, my stepfather was a Jew and my mother is a German born during Hitler’s germany. I am blind to race, religion and color…I do not vote for politicians or presidents based on the color of their skin, but by the content of their character. I vote my values, my world view and on historical information…does this mean I am a racist becuase I do not agree with Barack Obama. Also, may I ask why it is okay to use any “N” word if you are black, it only demeans yourself. You are disturbing people.
February 19, 2009 at 8:26 pm
Viper
02/19/09
Yes, Ron Christie is a very educated and successful black man, but this guy is so far from the mainstream it is scary!
In response to astamn. It’s good to see that you have so much diversity in your background and it proves that love is blind and that we all can live in harmony. Everytime I listen to this guy (Ron Christie) my blood boils!!!
You say your grandfather was a Jew. How are (slash) were Jews that assisted “Hitler’s German” in the distruction of so many Jewish lives? Most African Americans put Christie in this boat, blind and a sellout.
February 21, 2009 at 3:07 pm
ediva75
Ron Christie is a sorry ass excuse for a black guy. I have no issues with black conservatives but ones who are stupid enough to not be aware and at least be able to spot offensive racist items and not call it as such is pathetic!!
February 21, 2009 at 11:47 pm
numbers23
@astamm — there’s nothing wrong with pointing out that, if you’re black, Republican and gay … and you’re railing against everything that should be at the core of your values, there’s obviously a lot of self loathing happening, that is the case when it comes to Christie — I’m smart enough to understand the ideals of conservatism, unfortunately those types of ideals, wrongly or rightly, attract a lot of bigots, or at the very least it begins to turn a most likely decent set of people, against another set of mostly decent people — but when the level of your conservatism, i.e. smaller government, tax cuts, generally the keeping your dollar in your pocket line… has been exhausted and you enter into arguing that a racially charged cartoon dealing with a monkey was printed in a newspaper was not racist, had no racist tinge… a complete over reaction… tells me that Christie has lost what should be his core values.
February 23, 2009 at 4:35 pm
astamm
I don’t know Ron Christie, so I cannot make judgement of his sexual preference, which seems weird your even bringing it up, since democrats aren’t suppose to care about that. I’ll ask you this question: Let’s say the cartoon is racist and does attack Barack Obama, why does this firestorm of controversery only come up for this specifc cartoon? Is it, because it is a black democrat? There have been many documented instances over the years and other published attacks against black republicans, but no one seemed to mention it? Go to the nationalblackrepublicans.com website and read the ARTICLE “Simple Sambo” and “Ignorant Mammy”": That’s how Democrats view Blacks By Frances Rice.
Check it out for yourself and get educated, but what do I know I’m just a whitie…just in case you didn’t know…there are other races besides black and whites in America, there are Chinese, Vietnamese, Phillipino’s, Mexican, Arabs, Spanish, the list goes on….
April 21, 2009 at 1:49 pm
dedric
As a black man, I can only speak for me, the issue with ron christie is not just that he is a black replublican, my best friend is one, but he has no backbone, he has “drunk the kool-aid”. His inability to take a position against the party is scary.
June 8, 2009 at 7:14 pm
Jane Vera
Re: June 8, 2009 Comment to Dedric Re Ron Christie
Dear Dedric,
How are you doing today.
Ron Christie is one of the poster children for, “Why, in God’s Name are these baby Republicans left to wonder in a desert of illogical, irrational thinking when their bologna has not worked? And why don’t they have any conscience, let along memory?”
I believe it may be genetic and due to the constant brain washing they receive in being children of Republicans.
Ron seems like a sweet, meek, nice, little guy. But he also communicates, whether or not he means to; a brittle and obsessiveness with fear. This is what he has learned and may have a predisposition towards.
He is another repeater. That’s what Republicans do. They sell their crap by it’s constant repetition.
Republicans perhaps have a need to belong to the point of whoring for their mentors.
As someone who grew up with a domineering Republican in the house, I can assure you that repetition is their religion, not God.
Republicans use the American public to the degree that they train the public with highly simplistic repetition. And, depending on the listener’s ability to analyze what Republicans say, is the key to that listener’s understanding.
These stuff shirts have been running this country my whole lifetime (53 years) and all I can say Dedric is the following:
Thank God almighty for Barack Obama!
Tell me what you think Dedric. And thank you.
Sincerely, Jane Vera of San Diego
May 18, 2009 at 3:26 pm
Barry
I read with a bit of trepidation, the following statment from astamm…”My great grandmother was black, my stepfather was a Jew and my mother is a German born during Hitler’s germany. I am blind to race,” Well my grandfather on mom’s side is Cherokee, my greatgrandmother on dads side is white (Anglo Saxons from the British Isles), and we have liberal sprinklings of African and Eastern European for good measure. I self identify as Black, have family AND friends that would consider themselves to be homosexual, and YET I am amazed and astounded at the rantings of Ron Christie. A man that calls him self, at the very least, a paid Republican strategist, and yes, does appear to prefer to be with men instead of women. His apparent lifestyle and attach puppy persona is silly, considering that he is paid to strategize for a political party that would not embrace his lifestyle and barely publicy embraces his enthicity. The “apparent” homosexual overtones that I and iothers perceive, well, that’s just a “vibe” thang for me, it just doesn’t fit the Republican mold.
On the other hand, I think to comment on the fact that one or both of his eyes are oriented inward, that his eyes are not parallel but they cross their lines of focusing, is out of bounds, foul, and off limits.
Ron, is a paid jackass for sure, and lets beat his butt on his goofy politics, but, please don’t resort to calling the man cross-eyed.
Not cool. I’m sure he knows. Then again…
May 20, 2009 at 10:28 pm
jerry coleman
Mr Christie is another token for the republican party,when he talk it look like he is looking up at the moon, what is wrong with his eyes, he and Mr Steele and Keyes will be tossed aside when the republican regain power, Mr Steele only got the job as RNC chairman for show, and they have cut him off at the knees at every turn, but i can say one thing Rush is not harping on him because he is afriad of been call a racist which we all know hwe is .
May 21, 2009 at 4:32 pm
astamm
Jerry – So this isn’t just about Ron Christie, and it is about any black who identifies as a republican or conservative like Michael Steele, Alan Keyes, Condi Rice, Larry Elder, Ken Blackwell, Supreme Court Judge Thomas and on and on. They have the courage to stand up for what they believe and and since you do not agree, you could care less about anyone being vile or racists towards them. Oh, but I bet you love Collin Powell, he’s no token black man, he agrees with President Obama, so he is some kind of hero. I understand that the black population wanted a black man as president, I have no problem with that and it is time, but I didn’t realize they could care less what that man stood for. All of us will pay dearly for his policies, at the cost of our freedoms endeared to us by our Creator.
June 14, 2009 at 9:42 am
T R Black
Ron Christie is most assuredly queer. The reason this matters is because it is obvious after watching him ad nauseam over the last decade, that he is a stereotypical self-loather. I counted no less than 28 of these guys (Matt Drudge, Jonah Goldberg, Orrin Hatch, etc) in the attack on Clinton during the phony impeachment imbroglio. Self-loathers are dangerous, sad and pathetic. They suffer from a form of Stockholm syndrome. There is an excellent documentary currently on the circuit called, Outrage, which cites examples of elected officials in the closet and the discomfort they experience living a lie. The makers lay down a tight case as to why they find it necessary to do these outings.
The sexuality of these folks would be no one’s business if these perps didn’t bring it upon themselves for voting against their own interests, like prop 8 in California, recently. There are plenty examples of niche-niggers who make a living editorializing against there own people, as well as anti-Semitic Jews. There are white rappers who won’t look in the mirror.
It’s America, so do your own thing. But, be prepared for criticism. I think Ron Christie is used in the TV media because the Dem producers know he makes all Republicans look silly when he is on. He has absolutely no critical thinking skills and is merely a parrot of the party line. I think the only reason none of the hosts confront him for his hypocrisy is that they are afraid he won’t come back, leaving them one less freak to laugh at. At least he wore glasses this week to partially cover his cross-eyed self. It must be hard being anti-gay, anti-black in the body of a Negro queer. Being cross-eyed would seem a natural result.
June 14, 2009 at 4:08 pm
astamm
In response to TR Black…congratulations you are the typical liberal. If you do not agree bring out the vile name calling and personal attacks. This is a sad statement, but par for the course. I have no idea what Ron Christie is or isn’t, but can’t anyone have a more intelligent arguement? As much as I disagree with President Obama’s agenda, I will never call him any derogatory black insults. It only succeeds in diminishing the focus of a debate.
June 15, 2009 at 9:17 am
T R Black
Asstam,
As you must know, the Bush Administration and the Republican Congress have exposed all conservative and Republican platforms as abject failures. Therefore, everything Mr. Christie says is wrong. That ship has sailed. All that’s left in that regard, is to examine the evidence as to why certain intelligent individuals like Mr. Christie say what they say and do what they do. Which is what we are doing here.
I do not consider being queer as wrong or vile. You are attaching that stigma to my words. I made no personal attack. I put forth a reasonable, accurate assessment of his person. My comments are congruent with the original article posted here. You are the oddball out. If the original article posited Mr. Christie’s position paper, then the discussion would go along more in the lines you are implying.
I am empathetic toward your feelings: it can’t be easy realizing everything you believed was wrong and to see your life’s foundations in philosophy, politics, and sociology shatter underfoot. It’s time for you to buck up and retrench. Open your mind and edify yourself.
I’m on your side: Obama’s agenda is appalling. He’s a Neo-Republican Tom. Corporatists and lobbyists own him. His cabinet is weak – just look at the has-been Gates, for example. This country will most likely never recover its greatness. The dream is over. If you have kids, they’re screwed. Fortunately, I don’t have any to worry about. Rome is burning and Nero media are fiddling.
June 15, 2009 at 4:51 pm
astamm
I am quite happy to be the odd man out in this group. Conservative values will never fail this country, they are what this country is built on. Our founders understood this as well, our rights and freedoms are endowed to us by our Creator. If you follow that you will never go wrong.
I chanllange you to read Liberty and Tyranny, if you don’t understand it then you probably never will. God speed.
June 15, 2009 at 11:05 pm
T R Black
Assman,
You have missed the boat. Conservative “values” have already failed this country. And, most current liberal “values” are just as lame. Neither platform is sustainable. The conservative tenets of today have nothing to do with “the founding fathers,” which were not a monolithic block as simple-minded modern-day conservatives portray. One reason is that there is nothing natural in conservatism. It is countervailed by mathematical and scientific extrapolation. Conservatives are static. The universe is dynamic. Therefore, conservatives remain myopic and stilted. Dead with decay.
Have you noticed that most of your peers are located south of the Mason-Dixon line waving Konfederate flags? Lincoln couldn’t face the reality that they/you are not American. You are a separate country. You should have been not only granted your freedom through legal secession, but also encouraged to do so. Lincoln was dead wrong and killed many to prove it.
You keep clinging to the myth of a “creator’ like it was a teddy bear. Such is the pity. I am afraid your “creator” put too much of your brain activity into your amygdala and not enough in your upper and lower cortexes.
Liberty and Tyranny is tripe riddled with hackneyed shibboleths by a neo-kike con artist. Mark Levin is such a whiney clod; the media don’t even use him as a whipping boy anymore. Now, they use Ron Christie instead.
October 13, 2009 at 1:48 am
ART
RON CHRISTIE ITS TIME TOO COME TO THE LIGHT, STOP MAKING A FOOL OF YOURSELF. YOU NEED TO RISE ABOVE YOUR SHORT COMMINGS AND SEE THE TRUTH IN SPITE OF YOUR OBVIOUS IN BREEDING AND THE TOURMENT YOU MOST LIKELY FACED AT THE HANDS OF BULLIES GROWING UP.THE REPUBLICAN PARTY CANNOT AND DOES NOT REPRESENT YOU WAKE UP BLACK PEOPLE